Dad finally got Will to take some time out of his busy schedule for a quick interview.


Dad: So Will, you're about 3 and a half months now, what's new?
Will: Well you know- eating, pooing, and sleeping pretty much takes up all my time.
Dad: Any new tricks?
Will: Grabbing things is fun. I also enjoy yelling, laughing and stuffing my hand in my mouth.
Dad: What's up with all the fussing and screaming in the car?
Will: I'm sick of that damn car. Can't we walk around a little? Why does Mom always have to go to stores? We went to Target like 10 times last week.
Dad: I see you have a new hairstyle going. Is that the Tampa Bay Ray's signature Rayhawk?

Will: Yep its sick! Just like Jonny Gomes.


Dad: Hmm Will, he looks a little crazy. Not sure I want you hanging out with that crowd.
Will: Lighten up Dad it's just a haircut.
Dad: I thought you were a Yanks fan. What gives?
Will: Yeah but dood, the Rays just beat Boston and they are a sick team. Young fast and strong just like me.
Dad: Whooooaaaa Will, don't you think its better to root for your team instead of hating your rival?
Will: Yeah, but its tough to root for your team when they don't even make the playoffs. Besides you remember all those Boston fans that texted you, sent mean email after email, left things at your desk, threw things at you, laughed at you, and compared the Yankees to the Braves!
Dad: I remember now.
Will: You gotta toughen up Dad. This town is making you soft.
Dad: Whatever. Have some faith kid the Yankees will bring home a title soon.

My condolences to all the Cubs fans of the world. Down with the 5 game first round, all playoff rounds should be 7 games.
Go Obama!